Piss take on govt/state seal - redesign as lawn mowing logo - Art * Illustration

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I own a small lawn mowing an plowing company up in alaska, and i want a funny alternate logo for our stuff....I want the logo to be a piss take on one of three things, but each design should have the same genral concept - from afar, it looks like a regular state or government logo, or military patch - upon closer inspection only, do you realize this logo is making fun of those state/government logos, and making fun of ourselves for being professional lawn mowers.
My Company's name is Fairbanks Lawn King, established 2003
1. Government Seals - Replace any eagles with goats (we bought our company from the Grazing Goat mowing company so this pays homage), and in the talon of the goat, he clutches weedwhackers, and maybe rakes in the other. the saying on the ribbon should be "ugly lawns need love too"
Or other variations around this idea.
2. State seals - I would like the images in the middle to depict 1800's era people laboring to chop down a tall forest, but instead of trees, it should be blades of grass. Sort of like our forefathers had to mow down this land by hand in the cold. In the background, a plow truck driving over a mountain would be good. A goat placed somewhere in the scene would be bonus points.
3. Military morale patches -I love our troops, and i support them fully. These morale patches are great, and i love the ones that are super dark humor, and use skulls - not the cartoon character ones. Ones with hyper badass language or visuals would be great contrasting with the angel of death sitting on a zero turn lawn mower. Mowing in hell maybe, mowing in the desert, have fun and make me laugh with how "seriously" silly it can be.
Updates
YURRs contribution is very close to the product i want, but not quite there at this point!
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- The "official" looking governmental fonts like on the seals
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- Incorporating a goat subtly or not so subtly would help us pay homage to the business we inherited our clients from