Design me a Milhouse tattoo

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Tattoo Design Brief
I need a design for a tattoo. I realize that's not necessarily the intended purpose for this site, but I am willing to offer $300 for the best design.
The tattoo will be on my left upper arm, and it needs to incorporate an image of Milhouse from the Simpsons. Possibly, although not necessarily, his name as well. I realize that this is a trademarked image, but it will only be put in one place. On me. And I will not be monetizing that in any way.
I'm not sure how to explain the feel I'd like ... I'd actually prefer to leave that up to the designers. However, I am a 36 year old man, white (noted only for background colors) but not bright white skin, married, blah blah blah.
The tattoo shouldn't be overly "cartoony" ... and I understand that a cartoon with be the centerpiece of it. Rather it should be a mix of humorous, a little edgy, a little "tatooey" (with background patterns, etc.)
I don't know if the site will even let me do this, but I'll put up $300 for the winner
Updates
deadline not 12/7/09. guess i missed that on the form. let's say 7/31/09.
Target Market(s)
people who will see my arm, which includes friends, wife, my parents, and random people in hot weather
Industry/Entity Type
Tattoo
Requirements
Must have
- equal mix of cartoony/fun and tatooey/edgy
Should not have
- too fluffy or cartoony a tone, or too grim of a tone.
- attached is a picture of the only milhouse tattoo i could find. it's too "tatooey" and dark and dumb. also way too big for his head. just a reference point.