I am an author looking for a cover for my humorous dating self help book

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Book Cover Design Brief
I am looking for a high resolution image created in vector and converted into all practical printing/imaging file types.
I am a new author and this is my first book. It is a humorous compilation of short stories from my life experiences in dating designed to help both men and women with a challenging aspect of dating, breaking up. I have attached a rough intro.
The title of my book is "Welcome to Sleaze City: The art of escaping the emotional roller coaster caused by dating incompatibilities."
For the main image on the cover of the book I want to have the main title, "Welcome to Sleaze City" to be on a sign which emulates the famous "Welcome to Las Vegas" neon sign.
Feel free to be creative as you'd like and if you are inspired by what you have read with an idea for the back cover, feel free to let me know.
Target Market(s)
Single and dating men and women ages 16-50
Industry/Entity Type
Dating
Look and feel
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Elegant
Bold
Playful
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Traditional
Modern
Personable
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Feminine
Masculine
Colorful
Conservative
Economical
Upmarket
Requirements
Must have
- Welcome to Vegas sign emulation
Nice to have
- Back cover design
Should not have
- It should not be boring. Have fun! :)